When you type a search query into Google’s web search, a feature called Google Suggest will offer searches that other users have typed that are similar to the one you’re typing. Sometimes, this can provide an eye-opening view of how the Internet — or at least, the people who search Google — feel about a particular topic.

In case you were wondering — no, thousands are people aren’t all searching for “doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people scream” because they necessarily feel that way — it’s a quote from the movie Juno.

Here are some other similar searches from Google Suggest.

Nurses are:

* nurses are great
* nurses are angels
* nurses are mean
* nurses are heroes

Medicine is:

* medicine is keystone of the arch of socialism
* medicine is working but u.s. economy isn’t healthy yet
* medicine is an art
* medicine is not candy

Hospitals are:

* hosptials are generally categorized as nonprofit for-profit or governmental
* hospitals are cold
* hospitals are challenged by competition for paying patients
* hospitals are dangerous

I am sick:

* I am sick and tired of being sick and tired
* I am sick in spanish
* I am sick of being fat
* I am sick of obama
* I am sick and tired hillary clinton
* I am sick all the time
* I am sick and bored